North Arlington Mayor Peter Massa lost his cat, and our hearts go out to him. Now, that being said, did he really need to have a Mel Brooks moment and decide that it’s good to be the mayor?
Using a borough phone directory of residents’ numbers to broadcast a robo call to find your missing pet? Come on Pete, what were you thinking?
Petey’s not the only guilty party here; Count de Monet Terence Wall, the borough administrator, actually came up with this harebrained scheme to recover the mayor’s beloved cat, Max.
Of course it goes with out saying if one of the borough’s peasants from the Rue de Merde decided he needed a copy of the borough’s phone list for some equally frivolous purpose he’d be guillotined.
Pete, here’s some advice from me to you; you may want to find yourself a garçon de pisse and flee Versailles before the peasants come and place your head on the block.